CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » March 10th, 2020, 11:11 am

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Easter 2020
Make us laugh!


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This is an activity exclusively for the Crazy 8 card game and does not count as an easter activity

Give us your best jokes!

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Make us laugh hard and get yourself a
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While you're at it!

Post as many as you want, just NO CONSECUTIVE posts and ONE JOKE per post!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 1st, 2020, 3:29 pm

Here we go:

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby peachy123uk » April 1st, 2020, 11:52 pm

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 2nd, 2020, 2:12 am

How do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta! lol

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby 108sims » April 2nd, 2020, 6:56 am

What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?
A 14-carrot gold necklace.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 2nd, 2020, 8:30 am

Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby 108sims » April 2nd, 2020, 9:03 am

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
Llamaste!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby simsterlyrock » April 2nd, 2020, 10:14 am

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby itsjulie » April 2nd, 2020, 12:12 pm

what is the easter bunnies favourite kind of music?

Hip - Hop

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 2nd, 2020, 12:46 pm

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby ciyrose » April 3rd, 2020, 8:57 am

What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?

A sock hop! :bounce:

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby CeresIn » April 3rd, 2020, 11:48 am

Christmas does come before Easter in one place.
Where?????
The dictionary!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby simsterlyrock » April 3rd, 2020, 12:47 pm

Saw this on instagram, shared it with my dad and sister, so now I'm sharing it with you!

Why is justice best served cold?

If it's served warm, it's justwater!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby 108sims » April 3rd, 2020, 1:56 pm

What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?

I hope I didn't quack any!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » April 3rd, 2020, 10:03 pm

Lame Easter joke coz why not?

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 4th, 2020, 7:26 am

Here's a dad joke I found recently:

What do Santa's elves listen to as they work? Wrap music!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby simsterlyrock » April 4th, 2020, 11:30 am

I've got a dad joke too!

I like bowling. It's right up my alley.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 4th, 2020, 3:28 pm

simsterlyrock wrote:Saw this on instagram, shared it with my dad and sister, so now I'm sharing it with you!

Why is justice best served cold?

If it's served warm, it's justwater!

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OMG i love this one lol!

Another bad joke from me:
Did you heard about the new restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 5th, 2020, 3:31 am

Another dad joke because why not lol:

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby ciyrose » April 6th, 2020, 8:32 am

Here's a goofy Easter joke: What did one egg say to the other?

Heard any good yolks lately??

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