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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby 108sims » April 6th, 2020, 8:40 am

In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby ciyrose » April 6th, 2020, 8:57 am

What restaurant does the Easter Bunny like to eat at?

IHOP :D

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 6th, 2020, 3:39 pm

another dumb joke form me!

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison

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Postby somebodysangel » April 6th, 2020, 4:54 pm

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby 108sims » April 7th, 2020, 7:10 am

What do sloths make when it snows?

Slow angels!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 7th, 2020, 7:27 am

I've got another dad joke:

"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it so I did. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer."

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby ciyrose » April 7th, 2020, 8:42 am

Why shouldn't you tell Easter Eggs jokes?

They might crack up! :pan:

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby peachy123uk » April 7th, 2020, 8:55 am

what did the fish say when he swam into a wall

Dam

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » April 7th, 2020, 6:06 pm

Dad joke:
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 7th, 2020, 9:17 pm

Do you know what creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 8th, 2020, 5:46 am

Incoming dumb joke :haha: :

To be frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Postby itsjulie » April 8th, 2020, 2:59 pm

What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard?

Take him to a pellet court.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 8th, 2020, 3:24 pm

Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them. :ghost:

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Postby peachy123uk » April 9th, 2020, 12:12 am

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit

EGGS-ERCISE

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Postby 108sims » April 9th, 2020, 1:24 pm

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Salem » April 9th, 2020, 2:01 pm

Why did the donut visit the dentist?

It needed to ger a new filling!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 9th, 2020, 6:26 pm

Another one:

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

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Postby peachy123uk » April 10th, 2020, 11:52 am

what did the mother buffola say when her son left for college

By son

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby nooboostar » April 11th, 2020, 4:52 am

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby peachy123uk » April 11th, 2020, 9:07 am

I waited and stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

Then it dawned on me!

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EVENTS THIS MONTH TGBO PALMERS POT LUCK, FETCH ME, AND READY SET OCTOBER. EVENTS HALLOWEEN IS NOW ON. SEASONAL EVENTS COMING SOON BOOLROP BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS
NEW HALLOWEEN GAME IN THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS
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