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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 7th, 2020, 7:10 am
by 108sims
What do sloths make when it snows?

Slow angels!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 7th, 2020, 8:42 am
by ciyrose
Why shouldn't you tell Easter Eggs jokes?

They might crack up! :pan:

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 7th, 2020, 8:55 am
by peachy123uk
what did the fish say when he swam into a wall

Dam

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 7th, 2020, 6:06 pm
by somebodysangel
Dad joke:
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 7th, 2020, 9:17 pm
by Salem
Do you know what creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 8th, 2020, 2:59 pm
by itsjulie
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard?

Take him to a pellet court.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 9th, 2020, 12:12 am
by peachy123uk
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit

EGGS-ERCISE

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 9th, 2020, 1:24 pm
by 108sims
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 9th, 2020, 2:01 pm
by Salem
Why did the donut visit the dentist?

It needed to ger a new filling!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 10th, 2020, 11:52 am
by peachy123uk
what did the mother buffola say when her son left for college

By son

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 11th, 2020, 9:07 am
by peachy123uk
I waited and stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

Then it dawned on me!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 11th, 2020, 2:07 pm
by 108sims
How much food does a cat eat for breakfast?

A meowthful!

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 12th, 2020, 11:39 pm
by peachy123uk
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A: A stick.

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 13th, 2020, 11:54 pm
by peachy123uk
why is playing fortnite like watching x-men?

You know that Storm is coming

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Re: CRAZY 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Posted: April 14th, 2020, 5:52 pm
by somebodysangel
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up

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