Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » March 26th, 2019, 11:42 pm

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Easter 2019
Make us laugh!


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Give us your best jokes!

:celebration:

Make us laugh hard and get yourself a
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While you're at it!

Post as many as you want, just NO CONSECUTIVE posts and ONE JOKE per post!

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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » March 31st, 2019, 10:59 pm

This one is totally cheating but I can't help it, I heard this great French joke from a pretty lady once:

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Pète et Répète s'en vont en bateau,
Pète tombe à l'eau!
Qui qui reste?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby SarahSims » March 31st, 2019, 11:11 pm

Why do teenagers travel in odd numbered groups?

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Because they can't even!
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » March 31st, 2019, 11:14 pm

I had to Google, but I love this one:
Spoiler:
A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » March 31st, 2019, 11:15 pm

I LOVE JOKES!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

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I dunno, but their flag is a big plus!
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » March 31st, 2019, 11:30 pm

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily, she asked, "If you had 4 waffles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"
He quickly replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 waffles."

For Livvie, since she only eats waffles :heart:
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » March 31st, 2019, 11:33 pm

I GOT ONE SORTA

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hoo
Hoo who?
Why you talking like an owl
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » March 31st, 2019, 11:34 pm

:heartbeat: :heartbeat:

(snort) I'd still have 4... XD

HOO WHO hehhhh

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall...?

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Dam.
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Heather » March 31st, 2019, 11:42 pm

I have no jokes but the discord has spoken so have a (terrible) bi pun.

What's it called when you're bisexual, and not dating anyone?
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » March 31st, 2019, 11:54 pm

hAAAAAAAAAA!

I love these

What do you call an alligator detective?

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An investi-gator. ;)
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » March 31st, 2019, 11:58 pm

I'm just bouncing all over the place today.

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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Heather » March 31st, 2019, 11:59 pm

Not pun this time, but an equally terrible joke:

What's a bisexual person's weapon of choice?
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » March 31st, 2019, 11:59 pm

For you, Sam:

What lights up a soccer field?

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A soccer match.
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 1st, 2019, 5:41 am

A man walks into a zoo
The only animal in the zoo is a dog.

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It's a shitzu
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby mojot89 » April 1st, 2019, 6:12 am

Heard this one at work today!

What is Forrest Gump's password?

Spoiler:
1forrest1


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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby snazzle » April 1st, 2019, 6:41 am

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Bison.
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 1st, 2019, 7:32 am

Y'alls puns are AMAZING i can't breathe
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby SarahSims » April 1st, 2019, 8:57 am

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

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Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan!
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Livvielove » April 1st, 2019, 8:58 am

What's black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white?

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A penguin, rolling down the hill.


What's black and white and laughing?

Spoiler:
The penguin who pushed him.
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Re: Easter 2019 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby mojot89 » April 1st, 2019, 9:06 am

Why do we spell dark with a "k"?

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Because we can't "c" in the dark


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