Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

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Postby snazzle » April 6th, 2019, 11:35 pm

How does a polar bear build its house?
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Igloos it together.
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 7th, 2019, 7:23 am

Why did the tomato turn red?

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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby simsterlyrock » April 7th, 2019, 7:29 am

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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby SarahSims » April 7th, 2019, 9:04 am

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
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It's impossible to put down!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby snazzle » April 7th, 2019, 6:14 pm

How many apples grow on a tree?
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 8th, 2019, 6:00 am

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby SarahSims » April 8th, 2019, 8:32 am

What's colorful and smart?
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A brainbow!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby CeresIn » April 8th, 2019, 7:07 pm

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
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The plot thickens.
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 9th, 2019, 8:03 am

How did the picture end up in jail?
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It was framed!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby mojot89 » April 9th, 2019, 8:16 am

What did the buffalo say when his son left for university?

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Bison
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby SarahSims » April 9th, 2019, 8:29 am

Where do sharks go on vacation?
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 10th, 2019, 8:15 am

Why didn’t the cat go to the vet?
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He was feline fine!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » April 10th, 2019, 4:55 pm

Why was Ten scared?
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Tox » April 10th, 2019, 6:16 pm

Image Heh heh... Two tomatoes were crossing a road. One of them got run over by a car, and then the other tomato said -"Come on, let's go!"
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Postby CeresIn » April 10th, 2019, 8:56 pm

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Blamsart » April 11th, 2019, 8:15 am

What do you do with chemists when they die?
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Barium!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby itsjulie » April 12th, 2019, 11:44 am

Do you want to hear a bad cat joke??
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only kitten
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby simsterlyrock » April 12th, 2019, 1:01 pm

Kind of a long one, but it made me laugh when I heard it.

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Will you remember me in a day?
*yes*
Will you remember me in a week?
*yes*
Will you remember me in a year?
*yes*
Knock knock
*who's there?*
You forgot me already!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby somebodysangel » April 12th, 2019, 8:05 pm

What's green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
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A frog in a blender!
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Re: Crazy 8 ... Tell us some jokes!

Postby Tox » April 13th, 2019, 8:43 am

Image Two olives were crossing a road, and one of them was run over by a car. Then the other olive said "Come on, Olive Oil, let's go!"
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