The Dysfunkshinul Legacy: 7.9 POSTED (June 28)

[Gryffindork]

+ Funniest Sims 3 Story & Best Sims 3 Founder




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Hi, everyone! My legacy is coming up on its third birthday in a couple of weeks, and naturally I'm just getting around to posting it here. "Late to the party" is my life's motto. (Seriously, it took me until last year to realize that Hitmonchan & Hitmonlee = Jackie Chan & Bruce Lee.)

What can I say about my weirdos? Well, The Dysfunkshinul Legacy was founded by one Tewl Langurd, a real upstanding human being and inspirational guy. It's my ninth attempt at Pinstar's challenge since I was twelve years old, and it's the first one I've blogged beyond Generation Two. Basically, I spent so long trying to fight the glitches and setbacks that I've decided to embrace them and just let stuff happen. So far it's working out (touch wood touch wood touch wood) even if the Langurds have become the most atrocious, convoluted clan I've ever had the pleasure to play.

(Fair warning, language may offend and the jokes get better in the later chapters... At least, I hope they do.)

THE DYSFUNKSHINUL LEGACY: Homepage

Foreword: Legacy Hall of Fail

Generation One: The Age of Dewchebags

Spoiler:

1.1 A Most Inospishus Beginning
1.2 Bachillerz 4 Lyfe
1.3 Evrybuddy Luvs Tewl
1.4 Broez Over Hoez
1.5 Da Betrayull
1.6 Identitee Crysus
1.7 Partay Rockerz in da Howse
1.8 Angellz ‘n’ Demunz
1.9 Glitchiffy!
1.10 Da Retern of Da Flayme
1.11 Goin’ Nowhurr Fast
1.12 Boyz Will B Boyz
1.13 Altur Egoez
1.14 Wildurness Esplorerz
1.15 Waffulmageddun
1.16 A Nyte 2 Rememburr

Generation Two: The Age of Warriors

Spoiler:

2.1 Rising from the Ashes
2.2 Revenge of the Vaccinator
2.3 The Last Hurrah
2.4 Romeo’s Quest
2.5 The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors
2.6 Lancelot the Brave
2.7 The Darkling’s Crusade
2.8 Journey to the Fire Nation
2.9 Blood Allies
2.10 There Can Be Only One

Generation Three: The Age of Adventures

Spoiler:

3.1 Terra Incognita
3.2 Gung Ho
3.3 Aficionados
3.4 Au Naturel
3.5 Mi Casa es su Casa
3.6 Les Nouveaux Riches
3.7 Al Fresco
3.8 Schadenfreude
3.9 Folie à Deux
3.10 Deus Ex Machina
3.11 Hasta la Vista
3.12 Ultima Ratio
3.13 Hakuna Matata
3.14 Eureka!

Generation Four: The Age of the Enchanted Dollhouse

Spoiler:

4.1 Come Play with Me
4.2 There’s a Snake in My Boot!
4.3 Bake Your Cake and Eat It Too
4.4 Make Him Better or Get the Buzzer
4.5 Mrs. White in the Library with the Pipe
4.6 Makin’ Things with Light
4.7 Come on Barbie, Let’s Go Party
4.8 Taste the Explosion
4.9 I Love You, You Love Me, We’re a Happy Family
4.10 It Always Comes Back to You
4.11 I Am Mrs. Nesbitt
4.12 My Baby All Gone
4.13 Oh Boy, That Tickles!
4.14 Sing Me to Sleep
4.15 Gotta Catch'Em All!
4.16 Bop It
4.17 Robots in Disguise
4.18 To Infinity and Beyond

Generation Five: The Age of Contradictions

Spoiler:

5.1 The Living Dead
5.2 Trouble in Paradise
5.3 Procrastinate Now
5.4 Accidentally on Purpose
5.5 Bittersweet
5.6 The Perfect Storm
5.7 When Hell Freezes Over
5.8 Lukewarm Enthusiasm
5.9 Well-Preserved Ruins
5.10 Alone Together
5.11 Anarchy Rules
5.12 Crash Landing
5.13 Simply Brilliant
5.14 Tentative Conclusion
HEIR POLL!
HEIR POLL TIEBREAKER!
HEIR POLL RESULTS!

Generation Six: The Age of Always Sleeping

Spoiler:

6.1 Wake Me Up When September Ends
6.2 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
6.3 No Rest for the Wicked
6.4 Once Upon a Nightmare
6.5 They All Fell Over and One Fell Out
6.6 Rockabye Baby
6.7 Boulevard of Broken Dreams
6.8 No Sugar Tonight in My Coffee
6.9 Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
6.10 No Sleep Till Brooklyn
6.11 Don't Blame It on the Moonlight
6.12 Beds Are Burning
6.13 Lazy Hazy Crazy
6.14 Enter Sandman

Generation Seven: The Age of Beep Boop

Spoiler:

7.0 Quinnspiracy Decoded: A Prologue
7.1 I'm a teapot
7.2 Forbidden
7.3 Switching Protocols
7.4 Loop Detected
7.5 Temporary Redirect
7.6 Upgrade Required
7.7 Blocked by Parental Controls
7.8 This is fine
7.9 Checkpoint (NEW!)

I'd love to get some feedback from you fine people, so let me know your thoughts!

[Radiochocolate]

*knocks on wood* *continues to read the Age of Douchebags*

[jessika]

I FINALLY read through all the chapters of this! I'm sooo happy I found your legacy. Congrats on getting so far, from a fellow procrastinator and legacy starter-but-never-finsher-er.. lol.

Spoiler:

I can't believe Katana went BEFORE Weston. What in the serious fUUHHH. D:
Malissa wasn't one of my favorites, but I was still surprised to see her go. But hey, atleast she looks waaaaaay cooler as a jellybean ghost. Maybe, if you get that "oh my ghost" opportunity, you could have her resurrected and she could look awesome all the time :O Not to mention she could eat all the jellybeans she wants and nothing bad would happen, since the worst already did.
I have so far failed at getting any sims 3 alien genetics into any of my sims lines. Gumby is AWESOME! He didn't get an unfortunate alien nose, and he has the eyes. So cool!
Lev and Jeff totally grew on me, and they were hilarious together as always. I was kind of sad to see them go, but I'm sure SP will have some interesting things in store for them. Or at the very least a kid or two.

I can't wait to read your next update. One of the most enjoyable legacies I've found to read so far! :]

[Emily Whalers]

Hey, you're on boolprop now! I'm glad to see the Langurds are still being dysfunctional. Now I have to catch up on all your posts!

[Gryffindork]

Thanks for all the feedback, you guys! I'm glad to have found a few more readers!

Jessika:

Spoiler:

Awesome suggestion, and I wish I could have resurrected Malissa! Sadly, I didn't get the opportunity and there was limited house space. Admittedly, she's a lot of fun to have around as a pretty ghost. So far, LeffJeff have not graced me with spare children... I may have to interfere at some point if they don't get their act together!

P.S. Two new chapters up (4.14 and 4.15) as of July 7th! Soooo close to the next generation now.

[Gryffindork]

And two more (4.16 and 4.17) as of July 17th! Also a couple of supplementary posts to celebrate the blog turning three. Just one chapter until the next heir poll!

[Gryffindork]

4.18 and the Gen. 5 Heir Poll are now up! I would've liked to do a poll here on the forums, but that got complicated last time. Let me know if you're having trouble voting.

[Echoweaver]

Holy crap! You're posting like a crazywoman! I gotta catch up so I don't miss the poll!

[Gryffindork]

I'm a little behind here, but the Gen. 5 heir poll is now closed!

Spoiler:

Little alien Gumby blew the competition away.

Two new chapters: 5.1 and 5.2 with more to come soon.

[Gryffindork]

*casually disappears for months* *returns with 6 spanking new chapters!!*

[Palmer]

This has been stickied for winning a Golden Plumbob award! In four weeks it'll become a regular topic once more.

[Gryffindork]

^ ^ Thanks Palmer.

5.9 is now live!

[Gryffindork]

New update 5.10!

[Ani-Mei]

Just read all the way through it, now I see why it won Funniest Story.

Spoiler:

I don't have Pets for Sims 3 but seeing them in here is enough I suppose. I just started my own Sims 3 legacy, a Rainbowcy actually since I wanted to do one forever. Tewl was great, even more so after he was dead. I don't have any ghosts haunting yet since everyone is still alive but I do look forward to seeing them. Great stories and adorabubble kitten too, I has kitties too. They're almost two years old but still cute.

[Gryffindork]

Well apparently I suck at checking this thread - but thank you so much, Ani-Mei!

Spoiler:

Tewl was great, even more so after he was dead.

Probably the truest thing ever spoken about Tewl. Ghosts can be a pain when you build up a collection, but they're pretty entertaining... as long as they remember to go away when the freakin' sun rises! I love rainbowcies! So I'm definitely gonna have to check yours out. (I've been reading the Chimerees lately and it just looks like so much fun.) And yay for kitties! My little guy is just coming up on a year in May.

Oh and also:

Update! 5.11

[Ani-Mei]

Spoiler:

I live in the same province as you and I have never heard of anyone actually playing quidditch. But then again I am 32 and never went to university (was not smart enough). Literally they wanted an 80% average to even look at you back then, as in 14 years ago back then. Anyway, I haven't found a case of bimple pox in my Sims 3 game so far but I'm also only on generation 3 so...plenty of time to show up. Anyway, Omen grew up nice at least I think so but I'm a Sims 3 newb so yeah, I will keep a look out for new chapters.

[Gryffindork]

Spoiler:

It's funny, it's grown so much in the last few years and yet it tends to fly totally under the radar with the general public! They should be publicizing the World Cup pretty heavily this year, though. Things really do change a lot in 14 years, and anyway, getting into university is hardly the only criteria for being smart. Heck, sometimes I feel pretty dumb for spending four years on a totally unmarketable degree.

Bimple Pox is a pain, but at least it only affects toddlers and kids. I bet you will run into it down the road. Thanks as always for reading!

Oh and surprise, apparently I'm in a very productive mood this week! Update: 5.12!

[Gryffindork]

Chapter 5.13 took me a stupidly long time to write, but it's finally here!

[Gryffindork]

Reasons I am ridiculously excited:

a) I just published 5.14, the last chapter of Generation Five, and it so happens to be the 100th post on my blog!
b) I also just reached 1,000 likes, 500 of which were in the last ten months!
c) The HEIR POLL is live now until May 3rd - it's the most impossible decision ever, and I don't have to make it!

Thought you ought to know...

[Gryffindork]

Shock, horror, the heir poll ended in a tie, so it's up for a REVOTE between the top two contestants!