Spoiler:
“This isn’t going to be a typical best man speech.” "I am not going to thank the bridesmaid, or caterers or people for coming. I do have a surprise for the groom though. "even though you just married your supposedly soulmate. We have been having affair for over a year and now she is carrying my baby. Not your baby as you don't like sex or have a baby (well that's what she says). I know it's such a shock but there is more. I am also having a affair with the groom to because he is gay and i am bisexual."