Swimsuit in winter! I hate the heat (and I live in a bloody humid and hot city which sucks)

WYR live in Antarctica or Mauritius?

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Mauritius, definitely. Cold is always a no, as far as weather goes.

WYR slip and fall on a patch of ice or

Wreck your car on an icy road?

Ooo um, either way I'm paying bills (medical or vehicle) but I'd have to say my medical bill would be cheaper, so let me slip!

WYR walk to work in the rain or ride a bicycle to work in a sand storm?

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Rain definitely. If I know about it ahead of time I can pack a change of clothes, or maybe it's less than a block away; possibly it's only sprinkling?
Never really experienced a sandstorm but they don't look fun.

WYR live in a world where all of the people you know have personalities the opposite of what they are in this one, or
live in a world where body-shaming and being told to cover yourself (regardless of how tastefully-dressed you are) are completely normal and commonplace/acceptable?

Opposite of what people are. I dont really have many friends, so maybe I'd get some for a change

WYR have only big toes on your feet or no toes at all except for the middle one?

Big toes! I like mine.. except that they're always getting hangnails. Maybe I should re-think this one? Nah.

WYR wake up and the only language you speak and write in is Simlish
or
Everytime you lay down anywhere, that surface becomes stone and reverts to cushion or matress or floor whenever you stand back up?

I'll take speak simlish.

WYR have every fish you catch be the one that got away or only catch minnowa?

I'll go for the minnows. That would be *so* funny for everyone but me!

WYR have the chicken or the beef, sir? *snooty butler voice*

Neither, I'll have lamb, Jeeves *snooty Lord/Lady of the manor voice*

Nah, just kidding I'm good with either but chicken is way more versatile so I'll go with that!

WYR listen to someone reading Harry Potter in a monotone voice

Or

WYR listen to the Whitney Houston Goat video on repeat? *if you don't know this video, I'd google Whitney Houston, I will always love you, and goat lol*

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Harry Potter. I'd fall asleep to the guy's voice and have the most amazing dreams.

WYR dream the most amazing dreams and never remember all of them or dream work related dreams and get paid for the hours you put in your sleep?

Paid to sleep! Duh, lol

WYR fly across the country in a jumbo jet or would you rather sail the route of the Titanic in Winter

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I'll do what cruise lines have not done and learn from the Titanic tragedy(seriously, those boats are getting huge)- Ima say jumbo jet!

WYR get the bacon-burps all day or
get the meat loaf burps all day?

Bacon burps

WYR only be able to count by tens or only to count in sing song voice?

Count in a sing-song voice!

WYR only be able to talk to others the super-gooshy way you coo at your dog/ other fur-friend, or
Live in a world where the only acceptable way to greet someone was by high-fiving them with your feet?

Feet five!

WYR swim with bull sharks in Cuba or swim with Great Whites off the coast of South Africa? You would be perfectly safe at either location.

Bull- sharks in Cuba, I guess? Great Whites are still rather large and toothy for my comfort, but I like both behind aquarium tank walls.
WYR be a curious dolphin coming to investigate the human trend of "mermaiding" in the ocean
or
a curious dog that catches its human in the bathtub and is silently laughing about it?

Dolphin catching people merimaiding.

WYR be a human mermaiding or be a mermaid humaning?

I believe Salvador Dali did mermaids humaning, in a way, so I'll pick human mermaiding (any day, really).
P.s. they look something like this:
https://www.google.com/search?q=salvado ... s+mermaids

WYR give a pedicure to a backwards-looking mermaid or
feed fish-food to an entire tank-full of the same?

Pedicure looking a backwards looking mermaid.

WYR always tell the truth, but no one believes you or always lie and everyone believes you?

Well I've been down the road where I always tell the truth but no one believes me, so let's have fun with lying!

WYR have nearly lost your life doing a really dangerous but fun (in the moment) stunt, that no one believes you did, or
lead a peaceful, completely safe life never venturing to do daring things, but no one believes you HAVEN'T done anything?