Would you ever...

[Cororon]

No, I don't think so. Too hard work, and OCD-ish.

WYE steal/liberate a pet that is abused by its owners?

[Jesslb429]

You bet your butt I would! Because they clearly don't care enough about its welfare and all pets deserve a loving forever home. It's our job as the more capable species to care for the rest. Even if they are part of the circle of life, they deserve to be treated well first.

WYE be someone's live in servant if it meant that you would never have to pay for anything you wanted/needed ever again?

[Pony]

That depends how hard would I have to work. I'm a bit of a slob, so I'm not good at cleaning things spotless.

WYE pay for someone's food in the drive through, even if no one paid for yours?

[modelmgt]

Not gonna say EVER,(because who knows in the future), but right now I'm lucky just to eat out once in awhile, so at the moment Ima say no.

WYE knock your head on the ground to a specified beat if doing so would call forth the ground-nargle sprites in so many numbers that it formed a blanked of them across the continent, a side effect of which is that this turned your face permanently red and green plaid?

[Cororon]

I was thinking about that the other day, but I would have to say no.

Would you ever pick up a $10/£10/€10 bill (banknote ) from the ground if it had dog poop on it?

[modelmgt]

I was thinking about that the other day, but I would have to say no.

GMTA

and, that would be a NO. Firstly being that pound notes of any kind would be useless here, and CLOSE secondly being dog poop.

WYE chill with Kill Bill eating Dill for a thrill?

[Cororon]

No.

WYE do the Cinnamon Challenge?

[Jesslb429]

No. That is actually dangerous and I'm not a huge cinnamon person, anyway.

WYE wish away all the world's pain if it meant the world would be emotionless?

[modelmgt]

That would ALSO be a no. Even though pain is unpleasant I'd not eliminate all of the others for the sake of not feeling pain.

WYE be able to feed yourself if humans evolved so that the only way to eat became rectally?

[Jesslb429]

I'd have to wouldn't I? Or I'd die. I mean if it was a spontaneous simultaneous evolution, I'm sure there would be support groups. But if I was always that way I wouldn't know that was gross or weird. It would just be that I sat where I ate....unless it still served the same purpose.....ew...

WYE steal from your job to give to someone less fortunate, even when it meant you would be fired?

[modelmgt]

Depends on the job and how badly I wanted to keep it. Like at the one right now it'd sure be tempting, except the only thing to steal from where it'd actually benefit others outside of the place might be the break room fridge.
Now if we were perchance talking about a certain place that rhymes with Tarbet, then the potential of things stolen doing good would be much higher, but there are also cameras everywhere(with sound) and It'd be a lot harder to accomplish. Plus there's the whole ethics of stealing thing. Technical details, why must you thwart me?

WYE fly up, up and away in a beautiful balloon, lacking the knowledge to get back on the ground?

[Pony]

No, I would panic. The ground would be so far away.

WYE get married in a hot air balloon?

[Cororon]

I don't think so... but maybe, If I'm in the mood for that.

WYE get a Britney Spears tattoo on your forehead if you could eat at McDonalds for free the rest of your life?

[Jesslb429]

No. I need to stop eating there in the first place. Enabling me would do the opposite.

WYE eat veggie if you knew they had feelings?

[Cororon]

Aw, no. Then I would eat nuts, seeds, fruit and berries instead.

WYE get eyeball tattoos if it was the latest trend?

[modelmgt]

No, but I have seen footage of people who got it done. It was one of those where the people had full-body tattoos anyway.

WYE eat nothing but marshmallow peeps the rest of your life if it meant that eventually you'd start scooting your feet along the ground rather than walking everywhere?

[Cororon]

No. Hm... Yeah, it's a no.

WYE move into a flat/apartment if you knew that a serial killer had killed and eaten people there?

[somebodysangel]

As long as the SK had been caught/killed and would definitely never come back, sure. It's only a living space.

WYE forgo a healthy dinner to eat candy?

[Jesslb429]

Probably not. But if the candy was free and yummy while dinner was expensive and uncooked maybe. But never in reality. Sometimes if I don't eat the right foods I get shaky. Like if I haven't had protein or something.

WYE give up a toe for 2 million in your chosen currency?

[somebodysangel]

Not my big toe, but one of the others, sure. As long as I could still balance and run and such!

WYE tell a friend they were/are fat?