Would you ever...

[modelmgt]

Nope. Not straight out like that anyway. Even if it were absurdly obvious.

WYE sing the entire score of the musical "The King and I" in the middle of a VERY busy public space, with animated body movements accurate to the Deborah Kerr/Yul Brenner version? Especially if by doing so it meant you'd be tap-dancing sideways instead of plain walking everywhere the rest of your life?

[Pony]

No, I'm too shy to sing and dance in public.

Would you ever teach your dog to dance?

[modelmgt]

Sure! If I knew how, if I had dog, and if it didn't involve them dancing on their back legs (a lot of conditions, I know, sheesh)

WYE run outside in nothing but a ruffly clown suit-collar, run all over for about an hour, repeatedly franticaly yelling that you lost your dear aunt Petunia, then calmly walk back up your front walk, and once you reached your front door yell "Never mind I found her" ?